Nobody likes going over the handlebars (ugly sweater)
Nobody likes going over the handlebars (ugly sweater)
Man, this sweater is ugly. Everyone will know you are cooler than they are when you wear this straight up tee.
Each unique, printed sweatshirt is precision-cut and hand-sewn to achieve the best
• 70% polyester, 27% cotton, 3% elastane
• Fabric weight: 8.85 oz/yd² (300 g/m²), weight may vary by 2%
• Soft cotton-feel face
• Brushed fleece fabric inside
• Unisex fit
• Overlock seams
Materials
Materials
Shipping & Returns
Shipping & Returns
Dimensions
Dimensions
Care Instructions
Care Instructions
Why ride two wheels when just one will do?
If you can ride one wheel well, you can ride two even better!
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Shipping? Shipping is on you, homie
Sure, I'd love to throw the hundreds of thousands of shirts we'll sell on my back and pedal them around the world, but people, I'm a Dad, and a bad one at that, so I have no time for free shipping. You buy the shirts and pay the shipping and I'll keep making radness in the form of shirts. Deal?
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Exchanges
Dawg, if your deal ends up going over the handle bars, no problemo, just send us a text or email and we'll make sure to make it right. Generally we will send our grandma down to the basement to throw a patch on it. Either way we'll make it right, promise.